Sunday, June 24, 2012

The Kelly Kelly-Shaped Hole In Our Lives: WWE's Inactive List

Injuries have stacked up in WWE over the last few months, and with more and higher profile roster suspensions, the Wellness Policy is being strictly enforced. Here’s a reminder of who’s currently on the bench in alphabetical order:

Wade Barrett: Dislocated elbow

Evan Bourne: 60-day wellness suspension and subsequent car accident resulting in broken foot

Alberto del Rio: Concussion, recently pulled from a PPV match and Smackdown tour though he returned last night on RAW

Ted DiBiase: Broken wrist and ankle, plus shoulder surgery, yikes. There’s a joke here about rebuilding him and making him stronger, but there’s already a wrestler named Steve Austin

Mark Henry: Recovering from groin surgery

Chris Jericho: Suspended for defiling the Brazilian flag in Sao Paolo in an incident very far down on the list of most offensive WWE content

Kelly Kelly: Out indefinitely for the purpose of chilling at home for a while for the first time in her adult life

Kharma: Recovering after miscarriage, quiet since delivering surprise asskicking at the Royal Rumble in January. Too quiet.

The Miz: Filming The Marine 3…seriously

Rey Mysterio: 60-day wellness suspension

Randy Orton: 60-day wellness suspension

R-Truth: Broken foot. Has Bourne cursed the Tag Team Championship like a tiny, fake weed-smoking Voldemort?

PHOTO CREDIT – WWE

Source: http://www.fighters.com/06/19/the-kelly-kelly-shaped-hole-in-our-lives-wwes-inactive-list

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