first i put down 100 bucks on chael sonnen on an online betting website because im feeling the luck. but anyways ithen i got bored and needed something to do, so i, drove to vancouver for no apparent reason. that was all good, but on the way back i stopped and wandered into the bush to rock a piss and had a close encounter with an adult brown bear. yeah that mother****er damn near made me piss myself prematurely. im not kidding that thing was huge and scared the **** out of me
i guess somehow it noticed me before i noticed it, it noticed me and for some reason it fled. though i dont believe it was anywhere near as scared of me as i was of it. anyways i pissed out some of the beer on me and headed on my way . popped my rear tire in osoyoos which is basically the border town between canada and the USA and im thinking oh great. now im drunk as **** and im thinking about calling triple a so they can **** me in the *** for the cost of a new tire?
oh hell no. i balls'd up and drove from osoyoos to penticton with a flat left rear tire. a few people went past me along the way on the highway but nobody even honked...which is good because im not stupid. i know damn well im pretty much rolling on rim. there is no need to be an ******* driver and honk the horn to remind me of what i am already damn well aware of. thank you very much
i know a friend there and i parked my **** at his house and got him to drive me the rest of the way home. i i dont even have a spare tire and i dont think im gonna make it for work today. im drunk as **** and dont even know what kind of condition my car is in but somehow the tire stayed on the rim when i left it there so im happy about that. its that ****ing bear that ive still got the jitters about. i pulled over along the side of the road and went to take a piss was spitting distance away from a huge *** bear before we noticed each other and for some reason it got more spooked and ran into the bush. i dont think my day could get any more ****ed up at this point i just thought id share.
yeah i am damn well drunk right now too. im gonna wake up tomorrow and be like dude wheres my car? yeah. what a ****ed up day for me over here. i dont see what else can go wrong. im never leaving my house on a day off again. my car is sitting in penticton and im so drunk as **** im trying to make a note to myself so that when i wake up o can figure this **** out. only problem is once i remember ive got a flat im gonna be pretty pissed off. for now ill just stay drunk and hungry
yeah i had to post this here. more of a reminder to myself when i get back to this thread in the morningg im gonna be pretty spaced out in the morning wondering what the **** happened. and unless somebody feels like donating me a tire and possibly a rim as well then im probably going to end up being pretty pissed off once i figure this all out. i try to hve a nice relaxing day away from the world and this is what happens
i guess somehow it noticed me before i noticed it, it noticed me and for some reason it fled. though i dont believe it was anywhere near as scared of me as i was of it. anyways i pissed out some of the beer on me and headed on my way . popped my rear tire in osoyoos which is basically the border town between canada and the USA and im thinking oh great. now im drunk as **** and im thinking about calling triple a so they can **** me in the *** for the cost of a new tire?
oh hell no. i balls'd up and drove from osoyoos to penticton with a flat left rear tire. a few people went past me along the way on the highway but nobody even honked...which is good because im not stupid. i know damn well im pretty much rolling on rim. there is no need to be an ******* driver and honk the horn to remind me of what i am already damn well aware of. thank you very much
i know a friend there and i parked my **** at his house and got him to drive me the rest of the way home. i i dont even have a spare tire and i dont think im gonna make it for work today. im drunk as **** and dont even know what kind of condition my car is in but somehow the tire stayed on the rim when i left it there so im happy about that. its that ****ing bear that ive still got the jitters about. i pulled over along the side of the road and went to take a piss was spitting distance away from a huge *** bear before we noticed each other and for some reason it got more spooked and ran into the bush. i dont think my day could get any more ****ed up at this point i just thought id share.
yeah i am damn well drunk right now too. im gonna wake up tomorrow and be like dude wheres my car? yeah. what a ****ed up day for me over here. i dont see what else can go wrong. im never leaving my house on a day off again. my car is sitting in penticton and im so drunk as **** im trying to make a note to myself so that when i wake up o can figure this **** out. only problem is once i remember ive got a flat im gonna be pretty pissed off. for now ill just stay drunk and hungry
yeah i had to post this here. more of a reminder to myself when i get back to this thread in the morningg im gonna be pretty spaced out in the morning wondering what the **** happened. and unless somebody feels like donating me a tire and possibly a rim as well then im probably going to end up being pretty pissed off once i figure this all out. i try to hve a nice relaxing day away from the world and this is what happens
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